Post by auskat on May 1, 2013 19:26:32 GMT 9.5
Because the missus chewed my ear off for not signing on to this site. No seriously. She did. 
My name is Matt and I am married to the midget who runs the site. She often spends all my money and burns my clothes, leaving me naked and penniless with only my tears for sustenance. It is a sad and pathetic existence, spent eating stale bread crusts I find in the bin, and wearing naught but chip packets stuck together with shame and desperation.
On a slightly more serious note, I am genuinely proud of her ability to entertain/annoy the wider community, and intend to support her in her endeavours. It may enter me into her good graces, and I may even earn a blanket.
Matt
My name is Matt and I am married to the midget who runs the site. She often spends all my money and burns my clothes, leaving me naked and penniless with only my tears for sustenance. It is a sad and pathetic existence, spent eating stale bread crusts I find in the bin, and wearing naught but chip packets stuck together with shame and desperation.
On a slightly more serious note, I am genuinely proud of her ability to entertain/annoy the wider community, and intend to support her in her endeavours. It may enter me into her good graces, and I may even earn a blanket.
Matt
You will be when you get home... 